“Oh! Where’s it at?” My wife asked.
“It’s at the hotel we pass on the way…”
“OH! I always wanted to go to that hotel!”
My wife is perhaps the most well read person I know but I was taken aback that she’d developed the ability to read minds.
“You didn’t even…”
“I KNOW WHAT HOTEL YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT! DO YOU THINK I’M AN IDIOT!”
How the heck she knew was still beyond me but I had to turn the tables. “You didn’t even let me finish my sentence yet you know what hotel I’m talking about. I was going to say ‘THAT’S AMAZING!’ ”
“OH!” She laughed. “I thought you were going to get on my case for interrupting.
tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock…The guilt was rising within. I had to come clean.
I’m so out matched.